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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
A: Magnets have a positive side!
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What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
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Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
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A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman & said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him & said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
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Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing can't b heard! Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls??
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Wife's definition of retirement: Twice as much husband on half as much pay.
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A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession...even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.
After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!"
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It's a fact: A girl may not help u to get lot of salary but... salary may help u to get lot of girls. So, love your work not girls!
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After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
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Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
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Maths & Women are the two most complicated things in this world...
But maths at least has some logic!
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Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife.
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Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and a magician's wand?
A: A Magician's wand is for cunning stunts.
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The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn`t believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
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Q: Why did the tightrope walker visit his bank?
A: To check his balance.
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Q: Why did the Santa put his finger over the nail when he was hammering?
A: The noise gave him a headache.
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Q: Which month do soldiers hate most?
A: The Month of March!!
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Q: Did you hear about the new Iraqi tank?
A: Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes forward in case the enemy attacks from behind.
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Q: What does a lazy dog chase?
A: Parked cars.
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Q: Why is getting Christmas presents for your kids just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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It isn't widely known, but the first toilet seat was invented by an Irish scientist in the 18th century. The invention was later modified by an English inventor who put a hole in the seat.
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A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. 'Anything new at work?'
He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History.'
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