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RAM SITA HAI
... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?? |
Q-2
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Prasad ask Kumble to bring a Pepsi Kumble brought bottle of Pepsi but directly
goes to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? |
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Q -3
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What is
similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and "Indian Cricket Team"?
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Q-4
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What is the
biggest difference between a chicken and an elephant ? |
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Q-5
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How can two
people stand two inches apart without being able to touch each other ? |
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Q-6
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What has a
soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never Speaks ? |
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What never
asks any questions but always gets answer ? |
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Q-9 |
Why does an
elephant never forget ? |
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Q-10
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Where does superman do his grocery shopping? |
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Q-11 |
If a man-eating tiger was set loose would
anyone stay alive ?
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Q-12
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If there are only three girls in the world
what do you think they would talk about ?
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Q-13 |
How can you tell a girl named Ellen that she
is delightful in eight letters ? |
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Q-14 |
Why did the rich parents keep their son in
the refrigerator ? |
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Q-15 |
What does every body have but Adam & Eve
don't have ? |
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Q-16
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What has no head but have many tails ? |
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Q-17 |
What odd number will be even if you take away
S ? |
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Q-18 |
Why is a cat is so small ? |
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Q-19 |
What is the difference between here & there
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Q-20 |
What room has no walls, no doors, no
windows, & no floors ? |
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Q-21 |
What is the difference between a hungry man
& a greedy man ? |
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Q-22 |
What is an astronomer ? |
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Q-23 |
A donkey was tied to a rope six feet long, &
he wanted to eat hay that was eighteen feet away. How could he do it ? |
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Q-24 |
What runs around town all day & lies under a
bed at night with it's tongue hanging out ? |
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Q-25 |
What was the baby after he was three days
old ? |
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Q- 26 |
What do you call some one who
carries dictionary in his jeans ? |
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Q-27 |
If two authors sued each other what would
you have ? |
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Q-28 |
Why can a bride hide nothing ? |
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Q-29 |
What man drives his customers away ? |
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Q-30 |
If a plumber works hard all day what
kind of dreams does he have at night ? |
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Q-31
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Two teachers teach all the same school. one
is the mother of the others son. what relation are they to each other ? |
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Q-32 |
How long is a shoe ? |
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Q-33
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What wears a cap but has no head ? |
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Q-34 |
What can you break with only one word
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Q-35 |
If two's company and three's crowd, What is
four & five ? |
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why did Bob throw the butter out of
the window ? |
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Q-37
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what did the dry biscuits say to almonds ? |
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Q-38 |
How does a cow get up in a tree ? |
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Q-39 |
You are my brother, but I am not your
brother. What am my ? |
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Q-40
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What American has had the largest family ? |
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Q-41 |
How do they dance in Arabia ? |
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Q-42
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What
happen when the man sat on pin ? |
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Q-43 |
What time was it when the
lion eat the prime minister ?
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Q-44
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Why are postman very smart people ? |
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Q-45 |
When things go wrong what can you always
count on ?
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Q-46 |
When Columbus discovered America Where did
it stand ?
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Q-47
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What is the best way to pass a geometry test
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Q-48
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